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• ► In The Kitchen (22)
  • ► Equipment (1)
    • Essential equipment.
  • ► Food Products (1)
    • Pillsbury Grands! Frozen Biscuits.
  • ► Recipes (12)
    • Crock Pot ribs.
    • You will not be sorry.
    • Bean Soup Recipe.
    • Grandma's sweet potatoes.
    • Pioneer Woman's Pot Roast.
    • Quick Chili.
    • The Joes of Sloppiness.
    • Faux-nuts.
    • Outback Bread.
    • Did someone say chocolate cake?
    • Quick and Dirty: Rhubarb Pie
    • Grilling steaks - your way.
  • Cooking and stuff.
  • A pint's a pound the world around.
  • Cooking question.
  • I scored the ham bone.
  • Bad planning.
• ► Life and Living It (1587)
  • ► Cats (40)
    • Oh how I love to clean
    • Cell phone works, and a new job?
    • Disappointment in extremis
    • Back to work *sigh*
    • Whoops, I screwed up
    • Wedding Stress
    • Kitty alarms
    • Sore throat
    • House projects
    • Feline confusion and dismay
    • Mini Road Trip
    • Weary feet and knees
    • Off like a prom dress
    • Lord of the Flies
    • 90% of their body language is "You suck."
    • Snow, the Weekend, and More Moving Talk
    • Oh, The Poor Cats
    • It's lifelike, except that it's dead.
    • Adorable vermin.
    • I guess it's better than constant scabbing.
    • Not kidding.
    • Her other name is "Bitchy McWhinesalot".
    • I am so coordinated I should have been a gymnast.
    • Where is YOUR hammer?
    • She can only take so much before she retaliates.
    • In the new house.
    • Scared, Schizophrenic, Tired.
    • Can't see shit.
    • Yo, Adrian!
    • More house pictures and Mouse Season 2004
    • Lay off me, I'm starving!
    • I could use a cigarette.
    • Michigan Works, but I don't.
    • Little change, and cat pictures.
    • The hobo mark.
    • Looking for a home.
    • Itinerant houseguest.
    • Still gimped up.
    • Finally.
    • Flat cat.
  • ► Computing (76)
    • Getting there.
    • It's arrived, but it's ugly.
    • This entry is all over the place.
    • It’s beginning to snow
    • TV and DAoC
    • New home for the journal
    • Should I bother?
    • Random notes
    • Happy All Hallows Eve
    • Once again, it’s a time of change
    • Yum. . . Girl Scout cookies
    • Frustrations in HTML
    • Strange night
    • Big ass throat tumor?
    • Immersed in absolutely nothing
    • Oooh, new stuff.
    • I hate monitors
    • Sometimes I even amaze myself
    • Migrated old stuff
    • New template, your comments welcome
    • Another new template
    • Opposite
    • The H is for Hell
    • You're it. . . loser.
    • It's not very street, I admit.
    • Look who thinks she's Clever Dan.
    • Cheapskates.
    • Slow going
    • "Blog" is a funny word.
    • They set a lot of things on fire.
    • I miss my comments.
    • [insert pedophilia joke] EW!
    • Fiddlin' about.
    • Too much crack rock.
    • Everyone should just use Firefox.
    • New Template
    • Blink, gone!
    • How can you fear such a nice reaper?
    • October 2003 archives
    • More archives.
    • I'm going to need more bandwidth.
    • Whoopsie daisy.
    • They might just kill me to shut me up.
    • I wasted my snark.
    • Avast, me hearties!
    • Bad Joo-joo.
    • Would you like a tiled, rotting orange?
    • 3/5 Cat Pictures, 2/5 Porn.
    • Random Updates About Things You Don’t Really Care About
    • DIE BLOGGER
    • Moving to WordPress
    • Professional subject jumping.
    • Scared, Schizophrenic, Tired.
    • The horror of Radeon.
    • Hop, hop, hop like a bunny.
    • I'm working as fast as I can!
    • The Man fixed my Crest SpinBrush!
    • I am not my brother's keeper!
    • Little change, and cat pictures.
    • Upgrade
    • Bah!
    • I survived tick season '07.
    • Stupid computers.
    • Locked out and updates.
    • Updated.
    • Upgraded.
    • Son of a...
    • Upgraded.
    • Theme changes.
    • Things that will cause me to leave your site.
    • Upgraded.
    • Annoying.
    • Annoyances.
    • New look, same content.
    • Bah humbug.
    • So pointless.
  • ► Current Events (32)
    • Headlines for the day
    • New games and old diseases
    • Ugh, I’m at work
    • Ugh
    • And so it goes
    • Bullies
    • State of the Union
    • Weekend of bad news
    • Behold the falling bombs
    • Work and war
    • Manual labor
    • Begone, furniture
    • I have nothing deep or meaningful to say
    • Stupid First Amendment
    • Not a popular opinion among fellow democrats.
    • Celebrity /= Smart
    • Back to work, news on George, and the House of Commons.
    • Who the hell is Kucinich?
    • My take on gay marriage.
    • Do It Now
    • Politics and the Patriot Act
    • Puppies and kitties!
    • The Man fixed my Crest SpinBrush!
    • Out, damned alien!
    • Goodnight, Moon.
    • You can ignore me, my guy lost.
    • It's not your money.
    • They'd be foreign to me, too.
    • Two articles that annoyed me today.
    • Now I have to go throw up.
    • They belong in Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison.
    • Should we be surprised that our jobs are going away?
  • ► Dreams/Nightmares (17)
    • Strange dreams
    • Big ass throat tumor?
    • Nightmares
    • I have psychic powers
    • Fishy beads
    • I hate monitors
    • Busy bee
    • Training over, commence beating
    • The countdown begins
    • I just woke up from a dream that ended with my get…
    • Yucky dream and poundcake.
    • Try not to get any on you.
    • Peacekeeper, take your time.
    • The Wedding.
    • The one with all the CAPITAL LETTERS.
    • OK I think we've covered all the bases now.
    • Clock destruction.
  • ► Education (37)
    • I need to go back to school
    • Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s back to school I go
    • Icy winter weather…and it’s April
    • No motivation
    • Easter
    • Happy birthday to me
    • No shoes for me
    • Training over, commence beating
    • Gonna get me some schoolin’
    • More adventures in academia
    • Why do I keep buying Ren Fest clothes?
    • Notes from class
    • Win, lose, or withdraw!
    • Grey Day
    • Math whiz
    • *hack* Happy Monday *cough*
    • My Noggin Is A-Poundin
    • Augh! How Annoying!
    • Math formulas
    • In which I talk way too much about my high school education
    • The Parting Blow
    • Lots of room in the inn.
    • High snow and high fashion
    • Things are in motion.
    • It's the LAW!
    • Blah blah blah workcakes.
    • Snip snip snip
    • What's been done.
    • I want my MTV, and internet, and a new template.
    • Boring shit.
    • I miss my logical train of thought.
    • Try not to get any on you.
    • Winnie the Poo.
    • The Old Switcheroo!
    • Meteors destroy the insane and unworthy.
    • Nice day for a white wedding.
    • The Man fixed my Crest SpinBrush!
  • ► Friends (139)
    • This entry is all over the place.
    • It’s happening again
    • Happy All Saints’ Eve
    • Heigh-ho, it’s off to work I go
    • I feel ill
    • Tax Day
    • Birthday parties
    • Memorial Day
    • Paranoia sets in
    • Oh how I love to clean
    • Random notes
    • I am dying
    • Friendship
    • Holy shit, it’s December
    • Frustrations in HTML
    • Horsie
    • It’s shaping up to be a bad day
    • Christmas and coffee
    • New Years and stuff
    • Grrr. . . I’m burly
    • Dangling over the precipice
    • Limbo
    • Freezing
    • Anxiety and good deed for the day
    • How do you spell relief?
    • Self Images
    • Lockjaw
    • Weekend of bad news
    • Catching up
    • Kitty alarms
    • Vicki’s Man, Zuchiboy’s Man, my Man
    • Lotsa white stuff
    • Fishy beads
    • Wish I had a talent
    • Farewell to a friend
    • I hate monitors
    • Sometimes I even amaze myself
    • Fol-de-rol
    • New toys and clothes
    • What does Totality mean?
    • Resume fun
    • No motivation
    • When you least expect it
    • Jas writes: First Day of School -OR- How I Met Mackers
    • And the dragon comes in the niiiiiiiight!
    • Long night
    • New appliances make me happy
    • Redneck Fun
    • Mini Road Trip
    • Girly girl and nosy bitches
    • Where’d my weekend go?
    • Blah blah blah
    • I also trip over my own feet
    • A plea for help
    • Boy, I’m tired
    • Mmmm. . . Sailor Moon and Sinead O’Connor
    • My man can cook
    • Lord of the Flies
    • Um…
    • The boys are back in town
    • Now that’s a good meeting
    • I must’ve worn my "suckah" sign to work
    • If this was high school I’d have senioritis
    • Partially comatose
    • Eulogy for Bill
    • Grey Day
    • The countdown begins
    • *hack* Happy Monday *cough*
    • A night with the Prodigal Friend
    • Man, I’m lonely
    • So this is what a life feels like
    • Good Weekend, Bad Monday
    • Something feels. . . familiar
    • Bad Grammar and Long Lost Friends
    • My Noggin Is A-Poundin
    • Assholes and Trick-or-Treats
    • I am so directionally challenged
    • And Then There Were Three
    • I want stoppers in those holes, dammit.
    • I need hot sauce to get rid of the alcohol.
    • Drunken poker.
    • Mosaics, in progress and completed.
    • Tastier than peanut butter, and holier.
    • I ain't jacked my lumber, baby. . .
    • Girls' time!
    • Hi-ho Silver Bullet!
    • Like, omigod.
    • She makes me degenerate. Seriously.
    • Lots of room in the inn.
    • Things are in motion.
    • Yucky dream and poundcake.
    • Snip snip snip
    • Martha Stewart would have had a heart attack.
    • Boring shit.
    • Spring fever boo hoo hoo
    • Can't see shit.
    • I miss my logical train of thought.
    • Ham, ham, ham
    • God Bless You, Mrs. Robinson.
    • Not funny when it's about you.
    • Birthday #26
    • More birthday, yard, and lost dogs.
    • Winnie the Poo.
    • Bitchety bitch bitch.
    • It's another one of those days.
    • Nothing about politics, I promise.
    • I have not yet eaten the Hershey Bar.
    • Nice day for a white wedding.
    • I am so Barnes and Noble's bitch.
    • I never learned to read!
    • What a feeling! Being's believing!
    • Girls' night out.
    • On the road again.
    • Kind of a recap, kind of a freak out.
    • I exhale smoke and say "Fuck it."
    • Five days left.
    • The Wedding.
    • Lay off me, I'm starving!
    • I am not my brother's keeper!
    • Anal-retentive princess.
    • Step right up!
    • Snippets
    • Going to the theatre.
    • More mosaic mumbling.
    • Live from my garage.
    • What can you say to that?
    • Visiting Mackers.
    • Grimness
    • I survived tick season '07.
    • For Mackers
    • I may be broken.
    • Shopping and shakes.
    • Trixie, slooow doowwn!
    • Beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
    • Shopping and more shopping.
    • B-day +1.
    • Babies, babies, babies.
    • Home again.
    • My week.
  • ► Gaming (17)
    • This entry is all over the place.
    • New games and old diseases
    • It’s happening again
    • Happy All Saints’ Eve
    • Just another day
    • It’s gonna be a Happy New Year
    • TV and DAoC
    • Oh no, Dark Age sucks me back in
    • Frustrations in HTML
    • Queasy
    • She’s a little hausfrau
    • Wind Waker and an extremely late Friday Five
    • I'm going to need more bandwidth.
    • Your mother's in our office.
    • Pros and cons in the world of MOGs
    • Hello again.
    • Ooooh, picture!
  • ► Health (24)
    • Crayola yellow tears.
    • Curses.
    • Seriously.
    • No sleep 'til.
    • Itchy. . . ITCHY!
    • A swift hospital visit.
    • No more, please.
    • Hopefully done for awhile.
    • Venturing out.
    • Medical stuff.
    • Work it, sister.
    • Don't anger my kinfolk.
    • Not one of us.
    • It's sunny!
    • Uncoordinated.
    • Help me with shoes.
    • Ouch.
    • ► Infertility (7)
      • You probably shouldn't talk to me for awhile.
      • I rule the Netflix queue.
      • Stupid cheap-ass lights.
      • Here I go again.
      • Medical stuff.
      • Babies, babies, babies.
      • Another reason I hate medicine.
  • ► Holiday Magic (55)
    • Back to work
    • Credit cards and Christmastime
    • Happy All Hallows Eve
    • Just another day
    • Once again, it’s a time of change
    • Yum. . . Girl Scout cookies
    • Turkey is good for you
    • Holy shit, it’s December
    • Back to work *sigh*
    • Oh no, Dark Age sucks me back in
    • Frustrations in HTML
    • Christmas shopping status: complete
    • Horsie
    • Immersed in absolutely nothing
    • Christmas and coffee
    • New Years and stuff
    • De-Christmasing the house
    • Easter
    • Boy, I’m tired
    • Assholes and Trick-or-Treats
    • I am so directionally challenged
    • And Then There Were Three
    • It’s my birthday, my buh-buh-buh birthday! Thanks …
    • Look who's got a Farrah 'do.
    • We celebrate by drinking wine, unlike the Puritans.
    • Doorbusters!
    • My halls are decked, yo. I put up the tree and the…
    • You lied to me, mother.
    • Where is YOUR hammer?
    • Little blue gifts.
    • Peacekeeper, take your time.
    • Ham, ham, ham
    • Meteors destroy the insane and unworthy.
    • I have not yet eaten the Hershey Bar.
    • A real barnburner of a Mother's Day.
    • I exhale smoke and say "Fuck it."
    • What's in a name?
    • More house pictures and Mouse Season 2004
    • Who cares?
    • Christmas 2004 and thoughts about Grandma.
    • Vacation recap.
    • Step right up!
    • Snippets
    • Happy Birthday to me (and Chris)!
    • Happy Independence Day, Americans.
    • Cooking and stuff.
    • How soon is too soon?
    • Baking frenzy.
    • Stupid cheap-ass lights.
    • Beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
    • Happy Holidays.
    • Here I go again.
    • B-day +1.
    • Memorial Weekend.
    • Independence Day Shenanigans
  • ► House Renovs (39)
    • Midsummer update
    • Back from beyond
    • Cell phone woe
    • Oh no, Dark Age sucks me back in
    • And the dragon comes in the niiiiiiiight!
    • House projects
    • Feline confusion and dismay
    • Where’d my weekend go?
    • I want stoppers in those holes, dammit.
    • He's hell with a laser level.
    • It just got up and walked away.
    • Like a ghost, I loom out from the darkness.
    • Long ass day.
    • I should get my own show.
    • Borked.
    • No more borked.
    • *sob* Painting.
    • Completed!
    • Pretty instead of "um. . . pretty."
    • Nino Valenti
    • Day One.
    • What's been done.
    • I broke the faucet.
    • House Pictures
    • In the ghetto.
    • I'm not a stripper.
    • Messy.
    • My back yard is an excavation site.
    • Bulging, straining, overflowing, leaking.
    • My hands are cracked and peeling. Ouch.
    • Shopping and shakes.
    • Whine, whine, whine.
    • Here I go again.
    • An amazing leap.
    • It's a color splash!
    • Lately.
    • Annoyances.
    • New system of septic.
    • My week.
  • ► Introspection (54)
    • Happy All Hallows Eve
    • It’s shaping up to be a bad day
    • Grrr. . . I’m burly
    • Dangling over the precipice
    • Freezing
    • Anxiety and good deed for the day
    • Self Images
    • Paths life takes
    • Just a nice night
    • Fishy beads
    • Wish I had a talent
    • What does Totality mean?
    • Adult Jas: Rating - average
    • Am I annoying?
    • More resolution
    • What a strange little question
    • Hamster dance
    • Everything you never wanted to know
    • Things that I worry about
    • I miss the Sears catalog
    • Simple pleasures
    • Death - the breakfast of champions
    • Poor Self Image Strikes Back!
    • Wonder-Full place to live
    • I already know about my tendency to fall down.
    • Cue the cellos of sadness.
    • Especially when you're talking to Jordan Catalano.
    • Who ARE all these people?
    • You lied to me, mother.
    • Exposure to me will cause you to crochet like a fiend.
    • Don't even get him started on three-ways.
    • Closing Day.
    • Explanations
    • Good thing I'm moving.
    • Commercial insecurity.
    • Big Fat Scaredy Cat
    • Spring fever boo hoo hoo
    • Girls, girls, girls.
    • Winnie the Poo.
    • The Old Switcheroo!
    • The Others.
    • Stupid self-pity entry.
    • Down in the dumps.
    • What I Want To Be When I Grow Up.
    • Hello again.
    • Who cares?
    • Everyone has their bad habits.
    • Anal-retentive princess.
    • Here we go.
    • This is weird.
    • Lessons to be taught.
    • One middle-class couple can't fix the world.
    • You probably shouldn't talk to me for awhile.
    • Tagged by Patti.
  • ► Jas Writes (7)
    • Jas writes: First Day of School -OR- How I Met Mackers
    • Jas Writes: Cliff Diver
    • Jas Writes: Arialle - Captive of the Eirasi
    • They set a lot of things on fire.
    • Sometimes curiosity gets you in trouble.
    • Jas Writes: Who am I?
    • Jas Writes: The Light At The Window
  • ► Media (77)
    • This entry is all over the place.
    • Headlines for the day
    • Not much to say
    • Back to work
    • Paranoia sets in
    • Back from beyond
    • Sailor Moon nirvana
    • Just another day
    • Special Guest Rant
    • She’s a little hausfrau
    • Cash flow positive
    • …and you smell bad, too.
    • Matrix Reloaded thoughts
    • The H is for Hell
    • Concordia discors
    • GD Harry Potter
    • A plea for help
    • Mmmm. . . Sailor Moon and Sinead O’Connor
    • Just a quick one
    • I miss the Sears catalog
    • Those Aren’t Spirit Fingers!
    • Cold Hands, Warm Heart
    • Matrix Revolutions Thoughts
    • The lead in is too long, though.
    • The back of my skull would be the disc changer.
    • Nightcrawler ruled.
    • New Mix CDs and Friday Fives
    • I'm so rich, it's painful.
    • She pisses me right off.
    • Goodbye, Charlie.
    • Also, Charlton Heston.
    • Snuffy was a drug addict.
    • Is this a blog? I'm confused.
    • Girls' time!
    • No spoilers.
    • My library includes very little hard rock.
    • You're jealous.
    • Random Updates About Things You Don’t Really Care About
    • Lots of room in the inn.
    • Disappointing mass media.
    • I hate Holden Caulfield.
    • Crayola yellow tears.
    • Sweet Saspirilla
    • I'm just mad about saffron.
    • Nothing about politics, I promise.
    • Wuthering Heights sucks.
    • The theme of this entry is work.
    • I have not yet eaten the Hershey Bar.
    • I am so Barnes and Noble's bitch.
    • Fleetwood Mac at DTE Energy Theatre.
    • I never learned to read!
    • Runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'.
    • Stupid people, including me.
    • I just want to learn something.
    • More books.
    • Even more books.
    • Studio Shitty
    • Foiled again.
    • If my car was an Autobot, that would be OK with me.
    • There is hope.
    • Every time.
    • This entry is roughly as long as a snake.
    • Book recommendations - all fantasy, all the time.
    • New jams.
    • All gone.
    • I'm holding up a lighter.
    • Don't anger my kinfolk.
    • Things that will cause me to leave your site.
    • He shoots his lobster from the three-point line. . . score!
    • Book question.
    • Something's not right.
    • Why I will not donate to your webcomic.
    • Cloverfield.
    • NO way.
    • Perhaps, blood?
    • Overthinking.
    • Like sands through the hourglass.
  • ► Moving/Real Estate (46)
    • Begone, furniture
    • Um…
    • Here in my car, I feel safest of all
    • AWOL real estate agent
    • How do you say. . . craphole.
    • We will not get this house
    • Quick update
    • Simple pleasures
    • BItter divorces and FHA loans don’t mix
    • The boys are back in town
    • Sorry, Chollie
    • Once more into the whirlwind
    • The countdown ends
    • *hack* Happy Monday *cough*
    • A night with the Prodigal Friend
    • So this is what a life feels like
    • Good Weekend, Bad Monday
    • It’s a Veritable Flood of Homes
    • Scary Cisterns and No Time to Chat
    • Something feels. . . familiar
    • And the Winner Is. . . George!
    • Our Home Inspector is Wacky
    • OW! My Legs!
    • Augh! How Annoying!
    • Work, Wedding, and George
    • No Ambition
    • Cold Hands, Warm Heart
    • New Mix CDs and Friday Fives
    • Snow, the Weekend, and More Moving Talk
    • And Then There Were Three
    • Ouchie.
    • Lots of room in the inn.
    • Things are in motion.
    • It's the LAW!
    • Yucky dream and poundcake.
    • Back to work, news on George, and the House of Commons.
    • Blah blah blah workcakes.
    • Ow! My ASS!
    • Closing date.
    • Closing Day.
    • Day One.
    • Good thing I'm moving.
    • In the new house.
    • I want my MTV, and internet, and a new template.
    • Catching up.
    • Bizarro.
  • ► Outdoors (59)
    • Summer days make Jas lazy
    • Midsummer update
    • Lockjaw
    • Lotsa white stuff
    • Time flies
    • Icy winter weather…and it’s April
    • Dangerous beauty
    • Drip, drip, drip
    • No clever title
    • More fun with the hell neighbors
    • Lord of the Flies
    • AWOL real estate agent
    • Snow, the Weekend, and More Moving Talk
    • Trail Blazing OR Driving in a Snowstorm
    • The Parting Blow
    • It's like archaeology for lame people.
    • Mosaics, in progress and completed.
    • The Cleaners, the Bog of Stench. . .
    • Also, Charlton Heston.
    • It's the lesser of two weevils.
    • Get it off! Get it off!
    • I ain't jacked my lumber, baby. . .
    • Look who's got a Farrah 'do.
    • Like, omigod.
    • Just call me Ruby Gillis.
    • One day, lad, all this will be yours.
    • My mascot is "Pinchy the Crab".
    • Warning: It's winter.
    • Sunsets
    • High snow and high fashion
    • Had to work, had to drive on crappy roads.
    • Back to work, news on George, and the House of Commons.
    • In the new house.
    • I miss my logical train of thought.
    • One for my homies.
    • More birthday, yard, and lost dogs.
    • Winnie the Poo.
    • Hop, hop, hop like a bunny.
    • The theme of this entry is work.
    • This entry has no soul.
    • My back yard is an excavation site.
    • O Spring, where are thou?
    • Catching up.
    • Just a nice day.
    • Buzz, buzz, buzz goes the mower.
    • Spring beauties.
    • My hands are cracked and peeling. Ouch.
    • Foiled again.
    • God is angry.
    • Drummond Island 2007, Photo Essay
    • Casualty.
    • Oh my stars and garters.
    • Antsy.
    • It's sunny!
    • B-day +1.
    • Spring pictures.
    • Memorial Weekend.
    • Bad planning.
    • My week.
  • ► Photos (86)
    • Strange fashion statement
    • Now that’s a good meeting
    • If this was high school I’d have senioritis
    • I’m such a girl
    • Partially comatose
    • Shopping, Money Fights, and Streetwalker Cosmetics
    • Substandard Doughnuts are Never a Good Idea
    • Those Aren’t Spirit Fingers!
    • My Noggin Is A-Poundin
    • Oooh that crazy Subway lady!
    • It just got up and walked away.
    • I'm back, beeyotch!
    • I'ma start paying her for being my grandma.
    • Like a ghost, I loom out from the darkness.
    • It burns! Oh God, it burns!
    • Mosaics, in progress and completed.
    • That dress ruled for dancing in.
    • Everything up north is 1337
    • What I Did On My Summer Vacation (Image Heavy)
    • Moon and Dead Trees
    • Harvest Moons
    • No mop no more
    • I ain't jacked my lumber, baby. . .
    • Girls' time!
    • I should get my own show.
    • We celebrate by drinking wine, unlike the Puritans.
    • Hi-ho Silver Bullet!
    • Horserace Rapids, Winter Edition.
    • Borked.
    • Pretty instead of "um. . . pretty."
    • Sunsets
    • Nino Valenti
    • Professional subject jumping.
    • Had to work, had to drive on crappy roads.
    • Woo!
    • Closing Day.
    • Sweet Saspirilla
    • I'm just mad about saffron.
    • House Pictures
    • Nice day for a white wedding.
    • The Man fixed my Crest SpinBrush!
    • I am so Barnes and Noble's bitch.
    • What I Want To Be When I Grow Up.
    • Alas, the no-bangs look. I knew it, sort of.
    • I never learned to read!
    • Runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'.
    • Girls' night out.
    • On the road again.
    • My back yard is an excavation site.
    • One wedding picture.
    • More house pictures and Mouse Season 2004
    • Vacation recap.
    • Yep, that hair is brown.
    • A break in the action.
    • More mosaic mumbling.
    • Ooooh, picture!
    • Live from my garage.
    • Catching up.
    • Happy Birthday to me (and Chris)!
    • Spring beauties.
    • Little change, and cat pictures.
    • Animals
    • I survived tick season '07.
    • For Mackers
    • Pictures from the zoo.
    • God is angry.
    • Looking for a home.
    • Itinerant houseguest.
    • Drummond Island 2007, Photo Essay
    • Every time.
    • Shopping and shakes.
    • Still gimped up.
    • Whine, whine, whine.
    • Ren Fest 2007.
    • Cooking and stuff.
    • Baking frenzy.
    • Happy Holidays.
    • An amazing leap.
    • It's a color splash!
    • Finally.
    • Two pictures.
    • B-day +1.
    • Spring pictures.
    • Independence Day Shenanigans
    • New system of septic.
    • My week.
  • ► Rants (60)
    • Ugh
    • Should I bother?
    • And so it goes
    • My big ass and other gripes
    • Cell phone woe
    • Whoops, I screwed up
    • Strange night
    • Rant - people who don’t flush
    • Special Guest Rant
    • Limbo
    • I will not get you out of this one
    • Commercials
    • Work and war
    • I can fly! I can warp time! I can do anything you ask!
    • …and you smell bad, too.
    • Someone get me a Cap’n and Coke
    • Need advice
    • More fun with the hell neighbors
    • Girly girl and nosy bitches
    • More office gossip mayhem
    • Update on the hell neighbors and the teeny dog
    • Resolution
    • The Hell Neighbors sacrifice their little dog
    • Exercise in futility
    • There are two hours I won’t get back
    • Best laid plans
    • Kind of like "You are what you eat".
    • Ah. . . the peace and serenity that comes with liv…
    • Mmmm. . . Sailor Moon and Sinead O’Connor
    • Jas’s eye for the midwestern guy
    • No more Ms. Nice Jas
    • I must’ve worn my "suckah" sign to work
    • Stupid First Amendment
    • Oooh that crazy Subway lady!
    • Much-Abused Computer Maiden
    • Pupsicles
    • Everyone should just use Firefox.
    • Pointy sticks, too.
    • Just call me Ruby Gillis.
    • They might just kill me to shut me up.
    • I wasted my snark.
    • Celebrity /= Smart
    • Warning: It's winter.
    • Yeah, I can write a book, too.
    • Politics and the Patriot Act
    • Wuthering Heights sucks.
    • Urban sprawl and Mackinac Island.
    • Out, damned alien!
    • Goodnight, Moon.
    • Lay off me, I'm starving!
    • I could use a cigarette.
    • Die, MS Word, die!
    • Stupid people, including me.
    • Lessons to be taught.
    • Grrr, argh.
    • I'm so sorry.
    • No, I didn't realize.
    • Selling on eBay: Pain and Profit.
    • Bad shelves.
    • NO way.
  • ► Snippets (95)
    • Quick update on clothing
    • Hell Yeah!
    • You're it. . . loser.
    • Just like Roswell.
    • It's not very street, I admit.
    • Not THAT kind of bonding.
    • They're testing me.
    • You can see on this grapzzzz. . .
    • French is pretty. Even with vomit.
    • Look who thinks she's Clever Dan.
    • Kind of like "You are what you eat".
    • I could use a rolled-up newspaper, too.
    • Insert space.
    • Oh boy, feet talk.
    • It doesn't help that I don't trust doctors.
    • Well damn, he lives in a grill and all. Might as well.
    • The meetings really suck.
    • Can you feel the empathy NOW?!
    • Yum, saliva.
    • Other people call them naps.
    • So neglected.
    • Um, but I'm not crazy in the BAD way
    • Cheapskates.
    • The lead in is too long, though.
    • The back of my skull would be the disc changer.
    • Nightcrawler ruled.
    • If you got time to lean, you got time to clean.
    • And you smell like cat pee.
    • I prefer German-Irish jokes.
    • I already know about my tendency to fall down.
    • I'm so rich, it's painful.
    • I'm back, beeyotch!
    • Mixed messages
    • They set a lot of things on fire.
    • Not a popular opinion among fellow democrats.
    • Wired UP!
    • I need hot sauce to get rid of the alcohol.
    • I miss my comments.
    • Steer the drunk
    • [insert pedophilia joke] EW!
    • Box stitched, my ass.
    • She pisses me right off.
    • Streaking Game
    • Goodbye, Charlie.
    • Bye-bye
    • Get it off! Get it off!
    • Snuffy was a drug addict.
    • Fiddlin' about.
    • Too much crack rock.
    • Pointy sticks, too.
    • Not kidding.
    • Tastier than peanut butter, and holier.
    • I thought labor would hurt more.
    • I didn't get them anything.
    • October 2003 archives
    • I miss the Friday Five, don't you?
    • Yes, we'll watch out for deer.
    • Exposure to me will cause you to crochet like a fiend.
    • Feel like shit.
    • Lunger.
    • Much better than "Ronco Rotisserie".
    • It could be osteoporosis.
    • Please?
    • My hair's not THAT big.
    • Are you talking about my mama?
    • DIE BLOGGER
    • I get it, already!
    • Woo!
    • Snip snip snip
    • I hope they used the good parts.
    • Oh my stars and garters.
    • I rule the Netflix queue.
    • Curious.
    • Tagged by Patti.
    • Who knows where thoughts come from?
    • Other people's therapy.
    • Yum!
    • I am suspicious.
    • Disturbing and oh-so-funny.
    • Local Expert Measures Everything In Elephants.
    • So. bleeping. wrong.
    • Scary.
    • Now I have to go throw up.
    • He shoots his lobster from the three-point line. . . score!
    • Running around.
    • I scored the ham bone.
    • All work and no play.
    • No, there is too much. Let me sum up:
    • Spamalicious.
    • Ouch.
    • Bullshit, Klaus!
    • This post is stupid and a waste of time.
    • Rah rah Rite Aid!
    • NO way.
    • Seriously.
  • ► Spirituality/Religion (6)
    • Grey day
    • It’s shaping up to be a bad day
    • Wonder-Full place to live
    • I get it, already!
    • The Others.
    • Who knows where thoughts come from?
  • ► Stupidity (56)
    • Fun personality tests
    • Whoops, I screwed up
    • Need advice
    • Strange fashion statement
    • Hair woes and a Friday Five
    • Weary feet and knees
    • More resolution
    • The Hell Neighbors sacrifice their little dog
    • It lives!
    • Dear Self: You suck.
    • The meetings really suck.
    • Simple fun
    • I must’ve worn my "suckah" sign to work
    • No picture for you today
    • Assholes and Trick-or-Treats
    • I am so directionally challenged
    • Squee! I’m a piggy!
    • Pizza Parties and Threesomes
    • They set a lot of things on fire.
    • Adorable vermin.
    • Like playing on a rigged quiz show.
    • Pointy sticks, too.
    • The famous host of "Here Is Your Life".
    • I thought labor would hurt more.
    • I am so coordinated I should have been a gymnast.
    • I felt like a freaking genius.
    • Sadly, Dr. Holiday died before receiving his Nobel Prize.
    • Much better than "Ronco Rotisserie".
    • Would you like a tiled, rotting orange?
    • My mascot is "Pinchy the Crab".
    • Borked.
    • My hair's not THAT big.
    • Um, hello. Lane ends, merge LEFT!!
    • Sick day/snowy day
    • Martha Stewart would have had a heart attack.
    • I want my MTV, and internet, and a new template.
    • Scared, Schizophrenic, Tired.
    • God Bless You, Mrs. Robinson.
    • One for my homies.
    • Do you Yahoo?
    • More birthday, yard, and lost dogs.
    • Hop, hop, hop like a bunny.
    • A comedy of errors.
    • Five days left.
    • Stupid people, including me.
    • Behold! The solution to your every need!
    • Grrr, argh.
    • I'm so sorry.
    • These statements have not been validated.
    • This entry is roughly as long as a snake.
    • Who knows where thoughts come from?
    • No, I didn't realize.
    • New sins, old sins.
    • Not one of us.
    • Text based life.
    • Oh no, I'm going insane.
  • ► Survey/Friday Five (32)
    • Personality profile
    • It’s a Friday Five, because I don’t feel like thinking
    • Wind Waker and an extremely late Friday Five
    • Again with the late Friday Five
    • Egads! A timely Friday Five!
    • I’m on a roll
    • It lives!
    • My goodness, a Friday Five
    • Everything you never wanted to know
    • Friday Five goodness
    • I suck at timely Friday Fives
    • Lame Friday Five
    • Anatomy of a sick day
    • Quick update
    • The return of the Friday Five
    • Name-oriented Friday Five
    • Everybody loves a Friday Five!
    • Old Friday Five
    • Just a stupid quiz
    • Friday Fiver
    • New Mix CDs and Friday Fives
    • Duck! Incoming Friday Five.
    • Doorbusters!
    • Recently, I pooped.
    • Sixth grade Friday Five.
    • Where is YOUR hammer?
    • Like, omigod.
    • It's a two-fer.
    • She makes me degenerate. Seriously.
    • A Friday Five on Monday? Madness!!!
    • Sickness, no. Friday Five, yes.
    • Friday Funyuns.
  • ► The Fam (118)
    • Death by candy
    • Heigh-ho, it’s off to work I go
    • Christmas lights and Yule logs
    • Christmas shopping *groan*
    • Snow in April
    • Sicky
    • Back to work
    • Midsummer update
    • Home again, home again jiggety-jog
    • Dad’s home
    • Back from beyond
    • Sailor Moon nirvana
    • Cell phone woe
    • Turkey is good for you
    • Christmas and coffee
    • Limbo
    • Feeling kinda bad
    • Catching up
    • Valentine’s Day
    • Jas’s weekend recap
    • Ugh…
    • Drip, drip, drip
    • Cash flow positive
    • Easter
    • Happy birthday to me
    • New appliances make me happy
    • Hair woes and a Friday Five
    • Hamster dance
    • French is pretty. Even with vomit.
    • The one where Jas got no sleep
    • Counting minutes
    • Boy, I’m tired
    • BItter divorces and FHA loans don’t mix
    • The boys are back in town
    • Sorry, Chollie
    • If this was high school I’d have senioritis
    • I’m such a girl
    • Partially comatose
    • No picture for you today
    • Grizzly Jas returns from the wild
    • Why do I keep buying Ren Fest clothes?
    • *hack* Happy Monday *cough*
    • Worried
    • A quick note before retiring…
    • Shopping, Money Fights, and Streetwalker Cosmetics
    • Those Aren’t Spirit Fingers!
    • Going to Grandma’s
    • Home again
    • I'ma start paying her for being my grandma.
    • Like a ghost, I loom out from the darkness.
    • [insert pedophilia joke] EW!
    • It burns! Oh God, it burns!
    • My spellchecker says "habanero" should be "Phanerazoic". Right.
    • His nickname is Wild for a reason.
    • That dress ruled for dancing in.
    • What I Did On My Summer Vacation (Image Heavy)
    • Now Mom loves the Ren Fest, too.
    • Blink, gone!
    • They call me the weird one.
    • I didn't get them anything.
    • Who ARE all these people?
    • We celebrate by drinking wine, unlike the Puritans.
    • Doorbusters!
    • You lied to me, mother.
    • Where is YOUR hammer?
    • It could be osteoporosis.
    • You're jealous.